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Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk

David Sedaris
3.39/5 (60513 ratings)
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If animals were more like us,
if mice kept pets and toads could cuss,
if dogs had wives and chipmunks dated,
sheep sat still and meditated,
then in the forest, field and dairy
you might find this bestiary,
read by storks, by rats and kitties,
skimmed by cows with milk-stained titties.
"I found the book to be most droll,"
might quip the bear, the owl, the mole.
Others, though, would be more coarse,
"Bull," could say the pig and horse.
As to the scribe, they'd quote the hen:
"Trust me, he's no La Fontaine."

(flap copy)
Format:
Pages:
163 pages
Publication:
2010
Publisher:
Little, Brown & Co
Edition:
Language:
eng
ISBN10:
0316038393
ISBN13:
9780316038393
kindle Asin:
B003YFIVQ8

Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk

David Sedaris
3.39/5 (60513 ratings)
Read Download
If animals were more like us,
if mice kept pets and toads could cuss,
if dogs had wives and chipmunks dated,
sheep sat still and meditated,
then in the forest, field and dairy
you might find this bestiary,
read by storks, by rats and kitties,
skimmed by cows with milk-stained titties.
"I found the book to be most droll,"
might quip the bear, the owl, the mole.
Others, though, would be more coarse,
"Bull," could say the pig and horse.
As to the scribe, they'd quote the hen:
"Trust me, he's no La Fontaine."

(flap copy)
Format:
Pages:
163 pages
Publication:
2010
Publisher:
Little, Brown & Co
Edition:
Language:
eng
ISBN10:
0316038393
ISBN13:
9780316038393
kindle Asin:
B003YFIVQ8

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