After a chance meeting in a café, cake-loving Father Pat Gallagher has a shapely secret he would rather not share with his flock, regularly enjoying lustful excursions into a neighbouring parish followed by a guilt-ridden drive home. Fortunately, The King of Kings is cool with it, provided he drops him off at the traffic lights and keeps everything else firmly on the rails back at St. Mildred’s.
Then, without warning, his filthy little adventures are dragged into the light by an anonymous text that quite literally puts him in the picture. Revealing things aren’t all they seem and offering new insight into just how easily a lonely middle-aged priest can find his whole life teetering on the brink of absolute ruin.
Soon fear of exposure forces him to risk everything to hang onto his job, home, and cushy coffee & cake lifestyle. If Operation Penance goes to plan, maybe there’s a chance Pat can return his faith to factory settings and simply melt back into his old life? If not, his irritable parishioners might well be welcoming a new bingo caller to the parish!
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Operation Penance: A hilarious laugh-out-loud slapstick comedy drama about a priest with a guilty secret that leads him straight into temptation!
After a chance meeting in a café, cake-loving Father Pat Gallagher has a shapely secret he would rather not share with his flock, regularly enjoying lustful excursions into a neighbouring parish followed by a guilt-ridden drive home. Fortunately, The King of Kings is cool with it, provided he drops him off at the traffic lights and keeps everything else firmly on the rails back at St. Mildred’s.
Then, without warning, his filthy little adventures are dragged into the light by an anonymous text that quite literally puts him in the picture. Revealing things aren’t all they seem and offering new insight into just how easily a lonely middle-aged priest can find his whole life teetering on the brink of absolute ruin.
Soon fear of exposure forces him to risk everything to hang onto his job, home, and cushy coffee & cake lifestyle. If Operation Penance goes to plan, maybe there’s a chance Pat can return his faith to factory settings and simply melt back into his old life? If not, his irritable parishioners might well be welcoming a new bingo caller to the parish!