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The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-schooling and the Gin

Guy Adams

3.38/5 (182 ratings)

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'It's alright,' said the Penguin, in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don't.
'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.'

Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do 'going out'.

But don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty four hours a day.

Owning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind.

Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin.

Format:: Hardcover

Pages:: 112 pages

Publication:: 2021

Publisher:: John Blake Publishing

Edition:

Language:

ISBN10:: 1789465680

ISBN13:: 9781789465686

kindle Asin:: 1789465680

The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-schooling and the Gin

Guy Adams

3.38/5 (182 ratings)

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'It's alright,' said the Penguin, in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don't.
'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.'

Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do 'going out'.

But don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty four hours a day.

Owning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind.

Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin.

Format:: Hardcover

Pages:: 112 pages

Publication:: 2021

Publisher:: John Blake Publishing

Edition:

Language:

ISBN10:: 1789465680

ISBN13:: 9781789465686

kindle Asin:: 1789465680

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