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Seriously Funny Jokes and One-Liners - Joke Book: The ultimate collection of the funniest short jokes, puns and one-liners

Terry Cooper
3.66/5 (29 ratings)
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The ultimate joke book - Packed with puns, one-liners and clever word play, this collection guarantees a laugh for every occasion, whether you need a joke to break the ice at a party, for a speech, or just something to share with friends and family over dinner. A guy knocked on my door today and said, “I have a parcel for your neighbour.” I said, “You’ve clearly got the wrong house then, mate.” Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden. Whenever I have a headache, I take two aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says. I phoned the suppository helpline...They can be quite rude can't they? My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?". I said, "I drink it"." Laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy." - John Cleese
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Seriously Funny Jokes and One-Liners - Joke Book: The ultimate collection of the funniest short jokes, puns and one-liners

Terry Cooper
3.66/5 (29 ratings)
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The ultimate joke book - Packed with puns, one-liners and clever word play, this collection guarantees a laugh for every occasion, whether you need a joke to break the ice at a party, for a speech, or just something to share with friends and family over dinner. A guy knocked on my door today and said, “I have a parcel for your neighbour.” I said, “You’ve clearly got the wrong house then, mate.” Went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden. Whenever I have a headache, I take two aspirins and keep away from children, just like the bottle says. I phoned the suppository helpline...They can be quite rude can't they? My dentist said my teeth were stained. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee?". I said, "I drink it"." Laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy." - John Cleese
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