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The Lucifer Journals: The Beginning of All Problems (or Why Humans Can't Have Nice Things)

Marc Finks
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All Lucifer wanted to do was help one hungry little girl learn how to plant seeds.

He really should have known better.

Watch in mounting horror as an interdimensional observer's simple agricultural lesson accidentally creates human civilization—and all its problems. Through a series of well-meaning suggestions about planting techniques, water management, and "helpful" comments about food storage, our cosmic protagonist inadvertently transforms a band of peaceful hunter-gatherers into property-owning, wall-building, war-waging farmers.

What could possibly go wrong?

Accidental invention of agricultureUnintentional development of permanent settlements"Helpful" suggestions that create property rightsStorage solutions that somehow lead to social hierarchyAnd don't even get him started on what happened when he tried to solve the animal ✦ Increasingly desperate interdimensional memos✦ Terrifying geometric crop patterns that Upper Management definitely noticed✦ One immortal being's gradual realization that humans will weaponize literally any knowledge✦ The true story of how paradise was lost ( it involved agricultural diagrams)"The Beginning of All Because sometimes feeding a hungry child results in the invention of warfare."

(The first volume discovered in The Lucifer Why Humans Can't Have Nice Things series, showing exactly how civilization's problems began with the best of intentions.)

Perfect for fans of Good Omens, Discworld, and anyone who's ever wondered why humans can't have nice things.
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The Lucifer Journals: The Beginning of All Problems (or Why Humans Can't Have Nice Things)

Marc Finks
4.46/5 (28 ratings)
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All Lucifer wanted to do was help one hungry little girl learn how to plant seeds.

He really should have known better.

Watch in mounting horror as an interdimensional observer's simple agricultural lesson accidentally creates human civilization—and all its problems. Through a series of well-meaning suggestions about planting techniques, water management, and "helpful" comments about food storage, our cosmic protagonist inadvertently transforms a band of peaceful hunter-gatherers into property-owning, wall-building, war-waging farmers.

What could possibly go wrong?

Accidental invention of agricultureUnintentional development of permanent settlements"Helpful" suggestions that create property rightsStorage solutions that somehow lead to social hierarchyAnd don't even get him started on what happened when he tried to solve the animal ✦ Increasingly desperate interdimensional memos✦ Terrifying geometric crop patterns that Upper Management definitely noticed✦ One immortal being's gradual realization that humans will weaponize literally any knowledge✦ The true story of how paradise was lost ( it involved agricultural diagrams)"The Beginning of All Because sometimes feeding a hungry child results in the invention of warfare."

(The first volume discovered in The Lucifer Why Humans Can't Have Nice Things series, showing exactly how civilization's problems began with the best of intentions.)

Perfect for fans of Good Omens, Discworld, and anyone who's ever wondered why humans can't have nice things.
Format:
Pages:
pages
Publication:
Publisher:
Edition:
Language:
ISBN10:
ISBN13:
kindle Asin:
B0DZ234X88

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