“Draco?” “Yes my love?” “Ever heard of No Nut November?” “Mmhmm” “I’ll make you a deal” “I’m listening” “If you’re up for the challenge…” “Yes?” “And you succeed…” “Mmm?” “I’ll marry you” “…Bring it on, Granger”
Or the one where Hermione turns Draco’s balls blue without telling him why.
“Draco?” “Yes my love?” “Ever heard of No Nut November?” “Mmhmm” “I’ll make you a deal” “I’m listening” “If you’re up for the challenge…” “Yes?” “And you succeed…” “Mmm?” “I’ll marry you” “…Bring it on, Granger”
Or the one where Hermione turns Draco’s balls blue without telling him why.