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Merde Actually

Stephen Clarke

3.56/5 (3426 ratings)

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A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:

What is the best way to scare a gendarme?

Why do French job applicants put sexually transmitted diseases on their CVs?

Why are there no public health warnings on French nudist beaches?

And how do you cope with a plague of courgettes?

Paul also mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter, samples the pleasures of typically French hotel-room afternoons, and on a return visit to the United Kingdom, sees the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes. Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour eternel, or will it all end in merde?

Format:: Paperback

Pages:: 447 pages

Publication:: 2006

Publisher:: Black Swan

Edition:

Language:: eng

ISBN10:: 0552773085

ISBN13:: 9780552773089

kindle Asin:: B007IPTW9K

Merde Actually

Stephen Clarke

3.56/5 (3426 ratings)

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A year after arriving in France, Englishman Paul West is still struggling with some fundamental questions:

What is the best way to scare a gendarme?

Why do French job applicants put sexually transmitted diseases on their CVs?

Why are there no public health warnings on French nudist beaches?

And how do you cope with a plague of courgettes?

Paul also mutates (temporarily) into a Parisian waiter, samples the pleasures of typically French hotel-room afternoons, and on a return visit to the United Kingdom, sees the full horror of a British office party through Parisian eyes. Meanwhile, he continues his search for the perfect French mademoiselle. But will Paul find l'amour eternel, or will it all end in merde?

Format:: Paperback

Pages:: 447 pages

Publication:: 2006

Publisher:: Black Swan

Edition:

Language:: eng

ISBN10:: 0552773085

ISBN13:: 9780552773089

kindle Asin:: B007IPTW9K

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